Tom Waters: Big Words I Know By Heart

A program of rants, raves, faves, pet peeves, personal vendettas, celebrity interviews and anything else that author Tom Waters can fill the hour with. Oh, and occassionally, there will be some relentless promotional plugs.
3/13/12 Episode 70: Rack-Tastic
Tom talks to Buffalo rapper Lex about his breakout E.P. 'Threshold Of A Dream'. Co-host Billy Dyson fumbles through stock questions while Lex bad-mouths WBNY.
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2/7/12 Episode 69: 'Common Motherf#$@*ers'
Tom & Executive Dual Host Michael Hoffert Jr. ('It Came From The Longbox') talk with writer/cartoonist Tom Beland ('True Story, Swear To God') via 'The Skype' about romance, comics, profanity, stand-up comedy and smoking too much weed. .
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Episode 68: 'I Was Wakened By Rage'
Tom aggravates the bejesus out of artist Tony Millionaire (Maakies, The Drinky Crow Show) by waking him up earlier than his regularly scheduled noon morning perambulations. Atomic Don does his best impression of Ed McMahon and the boys regale each other with tales of hard drinking, great cartooning, Newt Gingrich and anti-Semitism.
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12/8/11 'Notorious': The Big Words One Man Mobile Unit @The 2011 Buffalo Night Life Music Awards
Tom and returning co-host/designated driver Kevin Minnick get tanked up during the VIP open bar at Page's Paradise Island while rubbing elbows with Brian Kahle and his trusty new assistant Rebecca. 0-60 Scott brings the hammer down while The Blues Hounds bring the house down. The boys find two fantastic new reasons to see Black Widow live, Tom receives an award of his own from Busted Stuff and Michael Hund from Widow Maker says hello.

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12/1/11The Big Words Radio Hour Finale Roast Pt.I: 'Fag Hags & The 99%'
A star-studded cast of co-hosts from the catastrophic history of the program turn up to kick Tom in his baby nuts on the way down for the craptacular finale to a four year run of The Big Words I Know By Heart Radio Hour.  Intentionally Bald Mike leads the charge, playwright Jon Elston gets himself into trouble, poet/comedian Josh Smith tears Tom a new one, Gun Nut Brendan enjoys what's left of his Tullamore Dew (after Tom 'has his way' with it), Timmy C. reminisces about 'Foamy Cokes', Diabetes Dave laments his mom's last pap smear, and all of the co-hosts in attendance launch an intervention with painfully poor results.
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12/01/11 The Big Words Radio Hour Finale Roast Pt.II: 'I Was Just Looking For Q-Tips & Polyps.'
Zombie Chris comes out of seclusion to discuss 'the Meeghan double dip', Tom's old roommate Charles 'Chezzie' reflects on their magical bachelor years and refines his comedy routine, Doubt It Publishing wunderkind Mark McElligott further incriminates himself, Intentionally Bald Mike and Gun Nut Brendan return to cross a woefully small sword, rock star Michael Bly makes an unexpected cameo with his girlfriend Danielle and Intentionally Bald Mike blows a gasket over some shocking news about the show. Followed by The Big Words Finale Bonus Round! Hawaiian and/or Filipino wind-up car enthusiast Terry Kimmel shares a magical fantasy with Tom in the lead role and Chezzie sharpens up his comedy routine with mixed results.
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11/16/11 Episode 67: 'Tricky Dicks & Pregnant Possibilities'
Tom rounds out his last show in the studio with Think Twice Nucleus Richard Wicka and co-host Carl Theil. The boys talk about their love lives, Occupy Wall Street, smelly hippies and an unexpected caller (Greg S.) weighs in without really bringing much to the table.
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10/25/11 Episode 66: 'Tight Rope'
Tom and co-host Brian Bogucki stammer through an interview with veteran journalist Joel Meadows, the editor in chief at Trip Wire magazine. Tom laments the worst birthday he's ever had, Joel rolls with the punches and Brian does his best impression of a mime.
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9/7/11 Episode 65: 'Anal Bleaching Changed My Life'
Episode Description: Tom and his two friends of over 20 years (Ron and Mansel) reminisce about old girlfriends, great asses, getting stoned out of their tree and how Mansel bagged his trophy substitute teacher before the altar.
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8/24/11 Episode 64: Story Of My Flife
Returning guest of honor Greg Sterlace is on the receiving end of a whiskey-less Tom while co-host Timmy C goes for the extra point.
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6/12/11 Episode 62: 'Auto Erotic Ass-pixelation'
Tom settles in for a bucket of scotch while he trades industry stories with Buffalo icon Brian Kahle (Magic Marketing) and co-host John Kindelan (theboompage.com). The boys discuss mustaches, helipads and their enormous financial largesse.
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4/10/11 Episode 59: A Big Basket Of Shameful Joy
Tom dials up Mark Kalesniko (the writer and artist for the new book Freeway by Fantagraphics) along with returning co-host Atomic Don to talk about Asian women, working for Disney and 'the acid shits'. Diets are changed, beers are consumed and Mark plays along with the boys like a champ.
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2/24/11 Episode 55: 'Wind-Up Mountain Dew Cars & The Land Of The Long White Cloud'
Synopsis: Tom and Sanford & Son-esque Designated Driver Terry Kimmel talk to Drawn & Quarterly writer/artist Dylan Horrocks about New Zealand, weather patterns, the importance of escaping Buffalo and the tenth percentile of great comics in the industry versus Image publishing.
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12/17/10 Episode 51: 'Altered States'
Tom and 'Stoner Steve' dial editor, publisher, author and musician Wil Forbis up on 'the Skype' to talk about their collective illicit drug use, Wil's magazine (Acid Logic), Wil's band (Wil Forbis & The Gentleman Scoundrels) and a variety of other topics about the West Coast, pop culture and who can blow any of them.
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