A program of rants, raves, faves, pet peeves, personal vendettas, celebrity interviews and anything else that author Tom Waters can fill the hour with. Oh, and occassionally, there will be some relentless promotional plugs.
Episode XIX: Crossroads
In this 'parter of two', Tom sits down with Buffalo Hall Of Fame Musician Tommy Z to hear some axe-grinding mad blues licks between discussions about autograph hounds and the classic 1980's motion picture masterpiece 'Crossroads' starring teen heart-throb Ralph Maccio. This episode was recorded live at 'close, personal friend' Z's gold-sheathed recording studio/compound.
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Episode XVIII: Bly Comes Alive! (Recorded in 'Dubly')
Mr. Bly performs live from the Hidden Shamrock, where he and Tom began the start of a beautiful relationship that only 5 Time Grammy-Winning Best Artists and Pulitzer Prize winning New York Times Bestselling authors can enjoy while chartering private jets together and vacationing in Jamaica to get away from their respective paparazzi crowds. (58:11)
1. 'If You Only Knew', Michael Bly, Cliche'
2. 'Cliche', Michael Bly, Title Track to his 5 billion sold album of the same name.
3. 'You & I Both', Jason Mraz
4. 'This Love', Maroon 5
5. 'She Will Be Loved', Maroon 5
6. 'Chiara', Michael Bly, (forthcoming album, previously unreleased)
7. Medley:
a. 'Champagne Supernova', Oasis
b. 'Me & Julio Down By The Schoolyard', Paul Simon
8. 'Badlands', Bruce Springsteen
9. 'Standing Ovation', Michael Bly, (forthcoming album, previously unreleased)
10. 'Stay True', Michael Bly, (forthcoming album)
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Episode XVII: 'Cockstar'
Michael Bly discusses how he's huge in Japan, the multiple barely legal Buffalonian girls he has administered the anniversary butt sex to, and talks briefly about his multi-platinum career as a musician. (59:14)
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Episode XVI: Absolutely Fabulous At Salon On The Avenue!
Tom amps up his metrosexuality after an openly gay Emo dye job at Salon On The Avenue by paying 'lip service' to the lovely ladies internally at the shop. Electrolysis Burt Reynolds chest removal is discussed while Tom woos the Cougars and talks about Hollywood trade-up wives and making money in front of fast food dumpsters. (53:22)
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11/5/08 Episode XV: Listen in to the Superhero team up of the century as Tom and podcasting legend Uncle Hal (from The Pissed Off World Of Uncle Hal show) combine forces to sharpen their wits regarding politics, podcasting, and of course, big boobs..
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Episode XV: The Bonus Round!
Tom and Uncle Hal cross their swords verbally for another ten minutes before Hal is called away to be analyzed by a crack team of psychotherapists who have their work cut out for them.
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10/29/08 Episode XIV: Tom and Charismatic Co-Host Soco Mike 'bring the heat' while discussing advances, more free books for Tom from Top Shelf Productions, and the concept of 'keeping it warm' with Ignatz Award winning writer/Artist Jeff Brown (the author of Be A Man, Clumsy, Unlikely, AEIOU and Every Girl Is The End Of The Word For Me, and the soon-to-be released Funny Misshapen Body from Simon & Schuster.
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10/18/08 Episode XIII: The Intentionally Bald Mike Show! I.B.M takes the reins as guest host and winds Waters up and sets him loose! If you think the envelope has been pushed before, there is NO envelope after this one. Buckle up..
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10/5/08 Episode XII: The Honeymooners! Mr. & Mrs. Tom & Lindsay Waters podcast live during their honeymoon from an outside tempest-torn patio at Root Five restaurant in Hamburg, NY.
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9/17/08 Episode XI: 'Get your stinkin' hands off me, you damn dirty apes' Tom partners with radical gun nut co-host Brendan Hanlon to discuss gun rights, the replicant future for Ronald Reagan, and the dissappointing absence of adult film whore Brandy Dean.
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9/13/08 Episode X Tom records on location at the luxurious Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino in sunny and sin-soaked Las Vegas, Nevada. Co-host Curt Kusckowski (a.k.a DJ Soma) and Tom discuss douche chips, redheads, implants & duck-walking convention crowd mob mentalities over cocktails and one armed bandits.
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8/25/08 Episode 9 Tom sits down an pounds out the magic with Buffalo Wonder Boy and ArtVoice's Managing Editor in Chief Geoff Kelly. Mayhem ensues, stout is purchased on Jamie Moses' corporate credit card. (57:39) .
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8/23/08 Episode 8.5 Tom commemorates his bachelor party with the drunkest podcast yet, strange boobs in the face, Mighty Taco, and projectile vomiting.
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8/16/08 Episode 8 The 'Monster Of Verse' perform in Tom's dust-caked basement hell-hole by way of rehearsal for a slate of fall/winter bookings: Carrie Gardner end JR Finlayson top the bill in this prosiacal, Voltron-esque Algonquian think-tank.
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8/16/08 Episode 7 Tom sits down with 'Monsters of Verse' team member and slightly less controversial poet Carrie Gardner. Ron 'wet blanket' Gardner (a.k.a. : 'McDreamy') sits in as co-host and teaches Tom the art of the 'aside'.
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8/12/08 Big Words Mobile One Man Unit Episode 6 'The Monsters Of Verse' Saddle Up! JR Finlayson & host Tom Waters work on their rhythm, timing & delivery for a Fall/Winter slate of poetry bookings. This episode was recorded at a Lancaster restaurant that begins with the letter 'D'. Special guest Lindsay (Tom's 'future wife' performs some of Tom's more maudlin poems for the third portion of this tripod of incantation!
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8/09/08 Big Words Mobile One Man Unit Episode 5 (Part two of a two part series) Uncle Dick Live @ Club Lobdell on 'This Lake Of Rushford'
Concert List (in order):
1. 'Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble' (Dick's Theme Song)
2. 'Fulsom Prison Blues'
3. 'Holding On'
4. 'Always On My Mind'
5. 'Colijah'
6. 'Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road'
7. 'Wind Beneath My Wings'
8. 'Sunday Morning Coming Down'
9. 'Margueritaville'
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8/09/08 Big Words Mobile One Man Unit Episode 4 "I bought you roses and gave you my hard salami" (In part one of a two part series, Tom attacks his Auntie Linda).
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8/6/08 A proctology exam for your brain Tom phones it in with Eisner & Harvey Award winning comic book writer / artist Alex Robinson. Guest co-host Intentionally Bald Mike dogpiles all up in this mug.
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7/30/08 Scenes from an Italian Restaurant Restauranteur Jay Desiderio talks with Tom about Desiderio's on Broadway. Tom also introduces a new segment "The Question", a man on the street interview.
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